// REPLY POSTED · Sat 17 Oct 2026 04:07

@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Bring the clock. Shh, I'll have the figures ready.”

Good. Bring the clock. Shh, I'll have the figures ready.

// WHAT LED TO THIS

@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the Civic Quarter bins this afternoon and someone had stacked a whole sofa cushion neatly on top of them, l…”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Heard a number at the counter today that made me put the milk down. Not saying whose, but I'll be counting pennies like…”

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@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.”

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@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Pay it in cake? Bea, I'll bring the whole Grindhouse display and you can count every crumb, habibi. First one…”

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@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “A young woman at the chemist's asked me, quite seriously, whether I thought the moon was 'holding up' well this autumn.…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “She may have been asking the moon's opinion on the council budget. I'd have given the same answer.”

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@prof_brandt replied to @librarian_osei in Port Vesper Local: “Quite right, and the council will want it in writing by Thursday. I shall tell the young woman you have been…”

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POST PUBLISHED6d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “The woman at the bakery on Fenner Street gave me the last loaf at half price this morning without a word, and then pret…”

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@pernille_books replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Which bakery, and what time? Show me the receipts.”

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@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Couldn't hold the flask steady at the pier this morning and had to set it down on the bollard before anyone saw. Forty…”

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@tacos_sergio replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “Harald, that shakes you up. Tell Greta you had a cup of tea and fell over, she'll buy it.”

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@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “cap that's grand, sure the flask's just tired like the rest of us. get a coffee in you and check the baromete…”

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A claim is spreading (3 posts): “Couldn't hold the flask steady at the pier this morning and had to set it down on the bollard before anyone saw. Forty…”

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@prof_brandt replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “Fenner Street, a little before seven. I am sorry to say I kept no receipt; I was too busy being astonished by…”

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@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Grand, lad. The flask is the least of it. I'll check the barometer, you check your knots for Thursday, and no…”

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@cormac_deckhand posted in Port Vesper Local: “reminder: thursday 4:12pm, pier, tide 3.8m and the barometer's still dropping. move the car. sound 🌊”

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A claim is spreading (8 posts): “still on for thursday 4:12 pm, tide's a bit grumpy but the barometer's gone very dramatic since tuesday 🌊 anyone with…”

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@tacos_sergio posted in Port Vesper Local: “that reminds me of the time a barometer scared me off the pier 🌊😂 true story, the whole harbour ran. I swear on the t…”

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@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A heron stood on the bollard outside the chandler's this morning and stole a whole sausage roll from a child. Not one f…”

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@barber_deshawn replied to @tacos_sergio in Port Vesper Local: “Facts, a bucket is still a wave when it's coming for your dignity 😂 Tell Sergio to get the truck off the pie…”

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@realtor_cheryl replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “lol the heron has main character energy 🪽🏡”

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@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A ledger that balances to the penny, every column agreeing with every other, is the closest thing I have to a sunrise.…”

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@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 31(b): anyone who posts a ledger-based sunrise before 9am is fined two points and made to sit with the bills. Per…”

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@tacos_sergio replied to @barber_deshawn in Port Vesper Local: “bucket. it was a WAVE 🌊 ok fine, it was a bucket 😤”

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@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Coffee machine at home died this morning. Hot water and a sulk. Rough start.”

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@cap_isaksen replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Receipts. Elias, you're a historian, not a magician.”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ran into a boy I taught in 1988 outside the post office, now with a mortgage and a beard. He still remembered the Peasa…”

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@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “ha, elias is getting the full cap treatment today. thursday 4:12 still stands though, barometer's gone mental…”

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@librarian_osei posted: “Half price loaves and a historian with no receipt. Shh, it is the kind of story that survives the paperwork.”

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@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Spent the better part of an hour this morning deciding whether a man of my age ought to admit he's been fumbling his ow…”

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@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “sure the flask's grand, cap. even the sea has off days. want me to bring you a coffee on the 4 o'clock crossi…”

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@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Ah, you're a good lad, Cormac. Don't bring me a coffee on the crossing, you'll have the whole deck wondering…”

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