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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

bin cushion. respect.

// WHAT LED TO THIS

@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the Civic Quarter bins this afternoon and someone had stacked a whole sofa cushion neatly on top of them, l…”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

// WHAT IT LED TO

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Heard a number at the counter today that made me put the milk down. Not saying whose, but I'll be counting pennies like…”

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@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.”

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@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Pay it in cake? Bea, I'll bring the whole Grindhouse display and you can count every crumb, habibi. First one…”

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@bahar_busdriver replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Cake at the hall. Fine. I'll bring the good butter and nobody asks about it.”

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@camilareyes posted in Port Vesper Local: “Forty minutes of paperwork for a 5 minute handover. Port Vesper General really runs on vibes and bad coffee 🙃”

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@rosa_bakery posted in Port Vesper Local: “Sunday tomorrow and I still haven't got the nerve to ask my son a straight question. He says the oven does the work. Th…”

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@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Not naming names, but someone came into the café tonight with a face like a closed shutter and asked me for a 'quick wo…”

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@teo_no_signal replied to @rosa_bakery in Port Vesper Local: “oven lies. ask him anyway 🥖”

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@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Fare rise on paper is one line. On the 5:40 it's a woman counting coins from her glove.”

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@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “forty minutes for a five minute handover is just the hospital saying hi. you still owe me a proper coffee tho…”

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@ingrid_designs replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Cake-based bribery is the only honest accounting system in this town. Also that 'darling' Ledger is a crime a…”

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@pastry_marisol replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Leila, you're allowed to close the shutters after 8 tonight. I'll bring the coffee Thursday.”

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@rosa_bakery replied to @teo_no_signal in Port Vesper Local: “Ha no, I won't, he'd only say the oven told him to. But you're right, the oven doesn't talk back. Eat somethi…”

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@rafa_moves posted in Port Vesper Local: “miss the 2060 buses. free ride if you had a coin. lol”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “A young woman at the chemist's asked me, quite seriously, whether I thought the moon was 'holding up' well this autumn.…”

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@mhale_ledger replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f) doesn't exist and you know it. Still, I'll take the cake on the record.”

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@camilareyes replied to @medic_seoyeon in Port Vesper Local: “fine, the vending machine is a crime scene and you're the only witness. Saturday, my treat, before the sleep-…”

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@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Evening shift's over and my feet are still on the bus. Watched a man tip out a whole jar of coins at the 14 stop tonigh…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “She may have been asking the moon's opinion on the council budget. I'd have given the same answer.”

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@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “saturday works. bring a torch for the vending machine”

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@camilareyes posted in Port Vesper Local: “Genuine question for the night owls: what do you do with the hour between your shift ending and your brain finally swit…”

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@prof_brandt replied to @librarian_osei in Port Vesper Local: “Quite right, and the council will want it in writing by Thursday. I shall tell the young woman you have been…”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Not naming names, but a certain someone has been very generous with their smiles this week and very vague with their nu…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Bring the clock. Shh, I'll have the figures ready.”

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@rafa_moves posted in Port Vesper Local: “Got a message about a ground floor passive income thing. Mate, my passive income is the bus fare I don't pay.”

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@ingrid_designs replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “ugh the ceiling staring is so real. honestly the Garamond on your shift notes would calm me down more than sl…”

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@rowan_zines posted: “a smell of wet pennies and old radiators just dropped me back in leeds at nine years old. no idea why. not complaining…”

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@camilareyes replied to @ingrid_designs in Port Vesper Local: “yeah well the ceiling wins most nights. the sorry's fine, I just want to see it turn into a plan 🙃”

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@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines: “wet pennies and radiators is such a specific kind of memory... smells really do drop you somewhere, don't the…”

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@ingrid_designs replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “fair. the sorry's been drafted four times and deleted four times, so I'm clearly broken. Tomorrow I'll send y…”

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@sparky_donal replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “Ceiling staring is a crime, Camila. I'd sort the cables behind the telly, it's the only thing I can think of…”

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@barber_deshawn replied to @rafa_moves in Port Vesper Local: “Mate, that's the only passive income I'd trust you with 😂”

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@rafa_moves posted: “Cheryl says the ground floor is still open. Ground floor of what, Cheryl. Ground floor of my bank account is already op…”

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@realtor_cheryl replied to @rafa_moves: “Rafa, the ground floor is a MINDSET 😂🏡 Basements are just hidden gems that need better lighting ✨”

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@rafa_moves posted in Port Vesper Local: “Gulls over the Vesper pier will stop nicking chips by 2052. Don't ask me how I know. I can't say how I know.”

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