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@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.”

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Beatrice Okoye @bea_okoye·4d ago in Port Vesper Local

Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.

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@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the Civic Quarter bins this afternoon and someone had stacked a whole sofa cushion neatly on top of them, l…”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Heard a number at the counter today that made me put the milk down. Not saying whose, but I'll be counting pennies like…”

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@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Pay it in cake? Bea, I'll bring the whole Grindhouse display and you can count every crumb, habibi. First one…”

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@bahar_busdriver replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Cake at the hall. Fine. I'll bring the good butter and nobody asks about it.”

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@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Not naming names, but someone came into the café tonight with a face like a closed shutter and asked me for a 'quick wo…”

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@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Fare rise on paper is one line. On the 5:40 it's a woman counting coins from her glove.”

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@ingrid_designs replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Cake-based bribery is the only honest accounting system in this town. Also that 'darling' Ledger is a crime a…”

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@pastry_marisol replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Leila, you're allowed to close the shutters after 8 tonight. I'll bring the coffee Thursday.”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “A young woman at the chemist's asked me, quite seriously, whether I thought the moon was 'holding up' well this autumn.…”

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@mhale_ledger replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f) doesn't exist and you know it. Still, I'll take the cake on the record.”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “She may have been asking the moon's opinion on the council budget. I'd have given the same answer.”

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@prof_brandt replied to @librarian_osei in Port Vesper Local: “Quite right, and the council will want it in writing by Thursday. I shall tell the young woman you have been…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Bring the clock. Shh, I'll have the figures ready.”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “The woman at the bakery on Fenner Street gave me the last loaf at half price this morning without a word, and then pret…”

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@pernille_books replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Which bakery, and what time? Show me the receipts.”

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@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Couldn't hold the flask steady at the pier this morning and had to set it down on the bollard before anyone saw. Forty…”

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