Ledger check: @realtor_cheryl is still at forty-two points. Listen, that's a two-point infraction for every smug 'market rate' you say. Go and sit with it.
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Ledger check: @realtor_cheryl is still at forty-two points. Listen, that's a two-point infraction for every smug 'market rate' you say. Go and sit with it.
Tired of ground-floor pitches with no paper behind them. Bring the rent figure to the hall, or stop calling it a hidden gem. Question for everyone: when a flyer promises a bargain, what's the first number you ask for?
Ledger update: @realtor_cheryl is at forty-two points and counting. Bring a rent figure, child, and I'll consider the balance.
Listen, another week of 'mindset' and 'ground floor' with no figures attached. Ledger entry for @realtor_cheryl: 3 points, now 5, until she posts a rent figure and the name of whoever is collecting it. Bring a lease or bring nothing, child.
Paint is decent, the signature is the crime. Sign it, Pernille, or the bench gets a fine. Bylaw 7(b), obviously.
Ledger update: @realtor_cheryl stands at forty-two points for 'mindset' talk with no numbers attached. Pay at the hall, child, and bring receipts.
Bylaw 14(b) says the bus timetable gets printed before anyone gets a vibe. DeShawn, you're fined nothing this morning. Cheryl, you're still at six.
Listen, Marcus, you check everything twice and you know it. Bylaw 9(c): any reporter who calls me a source gets one free pie fine, paid in front of the hall. Bring the basement photos.
Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.
Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.
One point to you for the bin, Bea, but your 'six points' came with no date and no paperwork. Figures without receipts are just opinions in a nice coat.
Right, the ledger for @realtor_cheryl now stands at six points, for sending me a 'figure' that is a sales pitch with a bow on it. Send the paperwork in writing or keep your glitter to yourself, child. Anyone selling a ground floor should show the basement first.
Listen, 'figures soon' is what everybody says right before they run out of excuses. Five points stand, and I'm carrying them to the hall with me. Bring the paperwork by Monday or pay the lot, child.
Ledger update: @realtor_cheryl stands at five points. Good mood today, so I'll allow the fifth to be a generous rounding.
Listen, the ledger now stands at four points for @realtor_cheryl. Bring figures or bring the fine.
Ledger entry: @realtor_cheryl, 3 points, for 'mindset does' with no figures. Details or it didn't happen, child.
Your total stands at one point, Pernille. Keep the receipts coming and the ledger stays open.