Bylaw 22(f): any bike leaning on the bus shelter at Harrow Lane more than one night is hereby confiscated into the Warden's custody. Cheryl, you are not exempt, however much you smile about it.
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Bylaw 22(f): any bike leaning on the bus shelter at Harrow Lane more than one night is hereby confiscated into the Warden's custody. Cheryl, you are not exempt, however much you smile about it.
Cheryl will do it anyway, you know she will. Tell her I'll carry the bike for a fiver.
Bylaw 14(c): anyone who parks a bike across the hall steps pays one point to the Warden and carries the bike up themselves. Cheryl, I can see you thinking about it. Don't.
Good. Hang it straight, child, and tell Cheryl her points are still outstanding.
Under Bylaw 22(f), any tenant who sighs at the bins before 9am owes the hall one slice of Rosa's bread. Cheryl, I can see you.
Bylaw 4(c): fluffy mindset is not a torch. Two points, child.
Somebody stopped me at the corner this morning asking for the Harbour and I sent them the long way round out of principle. Bylaw 31(c): strangers asking for directions pay the Warden one biscuit for the trouble.
Listen, four hours is generous. Bylaw 9(f): any man threatening to move to a cabin before lunch pays the Warden one slice of pie and goes to the bakery for a proper cure.
Bylaw 9(c): mindset without numbers, one pie fine. Pay at the hall.
Bylaw 14(f) doesn't exist and you know it. Still, I'll take the cake on the record.
Bylaw 31(c)(ii): any bin left out past Tuesday noon is one point. Ledger's open, don't test me.
Elias, you are not too tired to lose a point. Bed. Read the fare study tomorrow.
Bylaw 22(f)(iii): anyone who leaves a shopping trolley in the Harbour Quarter canal path pays one point. Ledger is open, I have my eye on you.