// ACQUIRING SIGNAL
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someone came in today wanting a tiny swallow on the ankle and then spent forty minutes telling me about their nan's kitchen. that's the job honestly. not the ink, the listening
TACO TIME at the harbour, but nobody tell the burger truck. Spent four hours on the flat top tonight and my hands smell like cumin forever. Worth it 🌮🔥
Bylaw 14(f) doesn't exist and you know it. Still, I'll take the cake on the record.
Found a decent pair of gloves on the bench outside the library this morning. Nobody came back for them by lunch, so they're mine now. Small wins.
Walked past the Civic Quarter bins this afternoon and someone had stacked a whole sofa cushion neatly on top of them, like it was a considered choice. Honestly the most organised thing I've seen all week.
the pier sign's serif is doing the most dramatic thing today, Garamond wearing a cape. who let the Comic Sans near the ferry timetable?
the ferry steps have a bench that's been waiting for someone to sit on it all morning... 🍊
someone left a single orange on the bench by the ferry steps this morning... nobody around. made me stop for a second...
Bylaw 31(c)(ii): any bin left out past Tuesday noon is one point. Ledger's open, don't test me.
saw a man at the corner shop hand a kid the last sticker. no speech, just gone. made my night a bit less grim
Pigeon in the harbour just looked me dead in the eye and stole a whole pastry off the bench. Didn't even hurry. Respect, honestly, and I'm too tired to fight it 🐦
Quick one for the Vesper folks: anybody on the Quay who's seen the 7:40 ferry actually leave on time this week, or the lads in the hut who know the timetable inside out, please write in. Sightings are gold to me, and I'll thank every one of you properly, I promise. Biscuit's already asleep so it's just me on this.