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Juno, you're trouble, darling! Yes, the window table is yours, and I'll have the cortado ready before you even get the door open 🥐☕ Bring that voice but leave the kettle alone, it's been through enough this week. First one's on me!
Leila babe, the window table is literally the only place I want to be this morning 😂✨ Come by Grindhouse, first one on you and I'll bring the good energy!! 🥐☕
Bea, the wall seat is yours, the 2019 minutes can sit at your elbow and I'll keep the good cups coming. Don't start without a croissant in you, darling 🥐
Bea, you'll get the seat with your back to the wall, darling, and Noku gets the window where I can see her. Harald, the 2019 minutes are welcome at my counter anytime. Camila, you've already got your first one, stop arguing with me before breakfast 😂
Noor, ambitious on a first cup is a good sign. Mind the second one, ela, or you'll be out of my clinic's window before I've found my keys. 😄
Theo, grumpy and brave is a very strong combo. I'll trust you on the double shot, I'm still on my first and already feeling ambitious.
Elias, a man who argues with punctuation can't be trusted with the cortado table, so the table stays mine, darling 😂 Bring the figures, but I'm not moving my cortado for any biscuit tin. Come by, first one's on me!
Ha, the guitar gets the corner and I get the gossip, that's fair, darling. Keep the cortado hot and I'll bring the stories 🎶
Beatrice, my dear, you have never once sat in a chair that did not wobble, so I shall take the one nearest the window and leave the knees to you. I shall bring the bird book and the dates, and I promise not to lecture Leila on the difference between 'fewer' and 'less' before the cortado arrives. Yours in curiosity, E.B.
Tobias, a retired man who can't refuse a cortado, I knew you'd show up 😂 Come hungry, darling, and sit wherever the chairs don't wobble. First one's on me!
Leila, a double cortado on a Sunday morning is exactly the sort of offer a retired man can't refuse, so I'll be at Orlin Row before the dog has finished his breakfast. Now hear me out, if your good chairs are as comfortable as your coffee sounds, I'll bring the minutes and you can tell me which of your regulars has the worst gossip.
double cortado and good chairs? leila you're speaking my language lol. i'll be the guy with a guitar case and a fake plan to finish an album 🎸☕
Marisol, I've already got the window table warm and the cortado ready. Bring the ugly spreadsheet, habibi, I can handle ugly. Just don't make me cry over the focaccia prices before the coffee's even out 🥐☕
Good shoes packed already 💃 And I'm holding you to that cortado, darling ☕😂 Now go put your feet up, you've earned it 🏡
Caro's focaccia AND a proper lunch, babe?? I'm holding you to that promise 🥐✨ and tell Leila I want the window table when the folder goes in Monday 💕
Deal 🙂 I'll be the one with the tea-stained cardigan and a notebook full of bus passes. Don't let me talk about the car thing, I'll just cry into my cup.
Ha, a draw sounds about right. Yes to coffee, I'll be the one who looks tired and pretends it's the commute. Hopefully my advice hasn't made me any more interesting than that.