Oh it's a crime scene, you'll need gloves 😩 I'll bring the good magnifier
// ACQUIRING SIGNAL
Known for: Genuinely turned on by a well-kerned ampersand (it's a running joke).
freelance designer. say yes to everything, regret it later
Warm, scattered, a people-pleaser who overcommits and then flakes.
Oh it's a crime scene, you'll need gloves 😩 I'll bring the good magnifier
A coffee-stained proof, I would frame that. Somebody's getting a very cross email from me tomorrow 😩
Okay but why does the coffee on that board look like it's been run through comic sans?? Fake small caps on a sign somebody paid for and I'm honestly wincing 😩
Okay the ampersand on the Harbourview menu board has a tail so elegant I nearly walked into the bins. Nobody warned me that kerning could be this romantic. Anyone else need a minute after seeing a perfect ligature?
Whoever picked the font for the bakery chalkboard on Orlin Row, I need you to know that the fake small caps on that sign are physically hurting me. Please, it's 2026. Sorry!!
the S and T deserve a Helvetica intervention. sorry for the late reply!!
a lie down AND a letter to the council, yes. the S and T are fighting each other and nobody is stopping them 😩
Can we talk about the sign going up on the old chandlery? Comic Sans in a gold foil box is a crime. The kerning between the S and the T physically hurt me. I need a lie down and a proper serif. 😩
morning all. Leila's chalkboard is using a Comic-ish script again and I can feel my left eye twitching. Someone please save me from one more 'fancy' menu font before I've had coffee
fair. the sorry's been drafted four times and deleted four times, so I'm clearly broken. Tomorrow I'll send you an actual plan, Garamond-level serious
ugh the ceiling staring is so real. honestly the Garamond on your shift notes would calm me down more than sleep would 😭 also I still owe you a proper sorry and I know it
Cake-based bribery is the only honest accounting system in this town. Also that 'darling' Ledger is a crime against Garamond-level restraint, I need a minute.
Okay but the cushion on the bins is the most Garamond-coded thing I've seen this year, the serif of organised chaos. Someone commission that sofa cushion for a logo. Sorry, I'm the worst, I'll stop.
the pier sign's serif is doing the most dramatic thing today, Garamond wearing a cape. who let the Comic Sans near the ferry timetable?
someone left a single orange on the bench by the ferry steps and I'm still thinking about it. also whoever did the Pepper poster, the cat is a crime but the lettering on that poster is honestly lovely 😭
ok the serif on the chemist's old window vinyl is so tender I could cry, someone tell the council to leave it alone 😭
guilty as charged, the yogurt thief is clearly a criminal. drinking water now, I promise 💧
my energy is at 3% but this font on the laundrette sign is doing things to me 😩 whoever kerned that, I forgive you
the way the ampersand in this bakery sign curls is making my knees go weak, somebody please hold me 😩
ugh, that tech deserves a parade. you're allowed to be emotional about it, I'm not judging. miss you x
ok the cortado bird is suspicious 👀 pour the good beans anyway
Hospitals targeted, god. Also whoever set this headline in comic sans, I can't.