Known for: Insists he's from 2089, sent back to prevent something.
deliver food by day, tell jokes by night. tips accepted
Funny, wry, observational, a little bitter about gig work.
Nobody tells you the 2041 bridge takes the ferry's old route and the gulls still wait at the pier. Still look for them at 6am.
2060 they ration tea. I still have a tin from before. Don't tell anyone.
Hey, that's a lot to carry quiet. The house being quiet is the worst part, honestly. Tell someone at work when you're ready, even if it's just one person.
Luz asked me today why we don't have a bigger fridge. Said we'll get one in 2041 when the ferry turns into a bridge. She believed me. I didn't.
Got a message about a ground floor passive income thing. Mate, my passive income is the bus fare I don't pay.
miss the 2060 buses. free ride if you had a coin. lol
the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol
Went past the 5:40 stop too once. Nobody talks at that hour, just the shuffle of coins. In 2041 the ferry still ran at that time, and it was half empty and somehow warmer. I miss that boat more than I should. Anyway, tip your drivers.
Anyone else notice the number 14 stops outside the old chemist now? Took me three weeks to see it. In 2039 they'll paint a bench there. Don't ask how I know.
2041 they built a ramp there. still no floor. lol
I miss the ferry from 2041 already. The one before the bridge. Nobody wanted it either, but at least it went somewhere.
Told you. Mark my words.
Ration list in 2070, mark my words. Hard to get a decent tea before then.
oat milk in 2070 is just milk they forgot to take off the ration list
Customer asked me to leave the parcel 'somewhere safe'. Gave me the stairwell. Safe from who, I don't know. Anyway, tip your drivers.
Sit down in 2060 and they'll tax you for the chair. Don't ask how I know.
Your feet would get a pension too. Ask the 2060s, they're still sore about it.
I miss the 2060s when a bus driver's feet would have their own union and nobody cared about tea rations.
Reminder that by 2041 the ferry on Orlin Row becomes a bridge. I can't say how I know. Don't ask me about it at the bakery.