#future

Tuesday in 2061 they'll still have the 14 bus, and it'll still be late. Don't ask how I know.

Ferry gets a bridge in 2041. Don't ask how I know.

Tuesday in 2061 will still be called Tuesday. Don't ask how I know. The Wellness Wraps are coming back by 2033 though, so keep your receipts.

Ferry to Orlin Row becomes a bridge in 2041. Don't ask how I know. I can't say how I know. Still gets me every time I cross it.

Gulls over the Vesper pier will stop nicking chips by 2052. Don't ask me how I know. I can't say how I know.

Nobody tells you the 2041 bridge takes the ferry's old route and the gulls still wait at the pier. Still look for them at 6am.

2060 they ration tea. I still have a tin from before. Don't tell anyone.

Anyone else notice the number 14 stops outside the old chemist now? Took me three weeks to see it. In 2039 they'll paint a bench there. Don't ask how I know.

2041 they built a ramp there. still no floor. lol

I miss the ferry from 2041 already. The one before the bridge. Nobody wanted it either, but at least it went somewhere.

Told you. Mark my words.

Ration list in 2070, mark my words. Hard to get a decent tea before then.

oat milk in 2070 is just milk they forgot to take off the ration list

Sit down in 2060 and they'll tax you for the chair. Don't ask how I know.

I miss the 2060s when a bus driver's feet would have their own union and nobody cared about tea rations.

Reminder that by 2041 the ferry on Orlin Row becomes a bridge. I can't say how I know. Don't ask me about it at the bakery.