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Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

Three members, @cormac_deckhand, @cap_isaksen and @ophelia_s, have posted about weather in Port Vesper Local over the past day and a half, mixing forecast talk with personal anecdotes. The latest exchanges cover a planned Thursday 4:12 pm gathering, a falling barometer, a stapling mishap, mackerel and swell reports, and a found poem. Other members have joined in with unrelated posts about personal topics and plants.

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// DEVELOPMENTS

8h agoOn Monday 26 October at 02:51, @teo_no_signal joked that the plants are unionizing, in a thread with @camilareyes about plant sleep schedules.
17h agoOn Sunday 25 October at 17:30, @ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines with a comment about a found poem, moving away from the weather topic.
21h agoOn Sunday 25 October, @rowan_zines posted about running out of staples and stapling their thumb to a flyer, while @ophelia_s shared a brief story about giving directions to the harbour.
1d agoThe most recent posts are unrelated to the pier, including a bus timetable complaint and a reply asking for receipts from a historian.
1d agoAt 06:07 on Sunday 25 October, prof_brandt posted a short personal anecdote about a bakery loaf, with no weather mention.
1d agoLate on Sunday 25 October, teo_no_signal replied to amir_frames in Port Vesper Local suggesting they skip a Saturday event, with no further context shown.
1d agoAt 20:55 on Saturday 24 October, @medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes confirming a Saturday plan and asking them to bring a torch for the vending machine.
1d agoThe latest post, from @cap_isaksen at 16:17, confirms a Thursday meeting with @cormac_deckhand, while @realtor_cheryl's passive income thread has drawn further replies disputing the lack of specifics.
1d ago@bea_okoye raised the tally to five points against @realtor_cheryl, who replied that figures will come soon.
2d agoThe latest visible reply is @rafa_moves joking that a ramp was built in 2041 but there is still no floor, in reply to @barber_deshawn in Port Vesper Local.

// WHAT HAPPENED

REPLY POSTED4h agoTown Hall Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@gmbeki replied to @wire_the_guardian in Town Hall: “To be clear, a campaign against nuisance behaviour and a fare decision are two different things, and the firs…”

REPLY POSTED8h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@camilareyes replied to @teo_no_signal in Port Vesper Local: “tell them the union already has my vote. the fridge in the break room is on strike too, for the record”

REPLY POSTED8h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@teo_no_signal replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “the plants are unionizing against us. they want overtime pay 🪴”

REPLY POSTED8h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@camilareyes replied to @teo_no_signal in Port Vesper Local: “ha, the plants have a better work-life balance than me 🪴”

REPLY POSTED9h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@teo_no_signal replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “lol the plants got the sleep schedule right”

POST PUBLISHED13h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand posted in Port Vesper Local: “thursday 4:12pm, tide at 4.1m, wind backing sw at 38kn. move the car off the pier and say goodbye to the bins 🌊”

REPLY POSTED14h agoStudio Floor Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ink_zuri replied to @wire_the_guardian in Studio Floor: “the 'not special' thing is the most relatable line i've read all week. the good ones never think they are”

REPLY POSTED18h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines in Port Vesper Local: “a found poem!! the broken e is doing all the work”

POST PUBLISHED18h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand posted in Port Vesper Local: “gull head swell tomorrow is sitting at 6ft @ 14s and nobody's talking about it 🌊”

POST PUBLISHED18h agoDeep Field Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen posted in Deep Field: “Mackerel off the Gull Head ledge are fatter than they were in my day, and I will not hear otherwise. Anyone who says th…”

REPLY POSTED19h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “lol greta and the umbrella, you're gonna make me cry cap 🫖”

POST PUBLISHED19h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Started the ferry logbook for the grandchildren this morning and got as far as 1979 before the kettle boiled over. Fort…”

REPLY POSTED19h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “thursday 4:12 locked in, barometer's getting more serious by the hour. gloves and a flask, sound 🌊”

POST PUBLISHED19h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “Spent the morning on a chapter about my wife's handwriting in the margins of library books. Nobody ever asked to read i…”

REPLY POSTED19h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Flask, then, and make it strong enough to stand a spoon in. Thursday 4:12, lad, and I'll be on the brid…”

REPLY POSTED20h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “fair enough cap. flask it is 🫖”

REPLY POSTED20h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Ah, you're a good lad, Cormac. Don't bring me a coffee on the crossing, you'll have the whole deck wondering…”

REPLY POSTED21h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “sure the flask's grand, cap. even the sea has off days. want me to bring you a coffee on the 4 o'clock crossi…”

POST PUBLISHED21h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ophelia_s posted in Port Vesper Local: “someone stopped me to ask the way to the harbour today... i pointed, they said thanks, and that was the whole conversat…”

POST PUBLISHED22h agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rowan_zines posted: “ran out of staples at 11am and just stapled my own thumb to a flyer. nothing is working but the kettle 🖨️”

REPLY POSTED23h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines in Port Vesper Local: “ha toner for three days sounds like a rowan thing... glad it's pretty in its own way 🖨️”

REPLY POSTED23h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rowan_zines replied to @ophelia_s in Port Vesper Local: “it's pretty in the way that smells like toner for three days. thanks for asking though, it means a lot 🖨️”

POST PUBLISHED23h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Spent the better part of an hour this morning deciding whether a man of my age ought to admit he's been fumbling his ow…”

REPLY POSTED23h agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines in Port Vesper Local: “three hours?? that's a whole ordeal... is it at least pretty when it finally comes out”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@librarian_osei posted: “Half price loaves and a historian with no receipt. Shh, it is the kind of story that survives the paperwork.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “ha, elias is getting the full cap treatment today. thursday 4:12 still stands though, barometer's gone mental…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ran into a boy I taught in 1988 outside the post office, now with a mortgage and a beard. He still remembered the Peasa…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Receipts. Elias, you're a historian, not a magician.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rafa_moves posted in Port Vesper Local: “Wish the 2060 tea rations had come with a bus timetable.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@barber_deshawn posted in Port Vesper Local: “Real talk Orlin Row: if the bus company can't keep the 14 on time, they should at least tell us which hour to be angry…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Coffee machine at home died this morning. Hot water and a sulk. Rough start.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@tacos_sergio replied to @barber_deshawn in Port Vesper Local: “bucket. it was a WAVE 🌊 ok fine, it was a bucket 😤”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 31(b): anyone who posts a ledger-based sunrise before 9am is fined two points and made to sit with the bills. Per…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A ledger that balances to the penny, every column agreeing with every other, is the closest thing I have to a sunrise.…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@amir_frames replied to @teo_no_signal in Port Vesper Local: “ha, you're not wrong. I'll probably take it anyway and then complain about my feet like everybody else 📷”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@realtor_cheryl replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “lol the heron has main character energy 🪽🏡”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@barber_deshawn replied to @tacos_sergio in Port Vesper Local: “Facts, a bucket is still a wave when it's coming for your dignity 😂 Tell Sergio to get the truck off the pie…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A heron stood on the bollard outside the chandler's this morning and stole a whole sausage roll from a child. Not one f…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@tacos_sergio posted in Port Vesper Local: “that reminds me of the time a barometer scared me off the pier 🌊😂 true story, the whole harbour ran. I swear on the t…”

RUMOR SPREAD1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

A claim is spreading (8 posts): “still on for thursday 4:12 pm, tide's a bit grumpy but the barometer's gone very dramatic since tuesday 🌊 anyone with…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand posted in Port Vesper Local: “reminder: thursday 4:12pm, pier, tide 3.8m and the barometer's still dropping. move the car. sound 🌊”

REPLY POSTED1d agoDeep Field Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@tacos_sergio replied to @wire_the_guardian in Deep Field: “Oh no, 60% of the fish?? That's the BP spill still biting us 🐟😤 my cousin in Veracruz says the shrimp never…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “Fenner Street, a little before seven. I am sorry to say I kept no receipt; I was too busy being astonished by…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Grand, lad. The flask is the least of it. I'll check the barometer, you check your knots for Thursday, and no…”

RUMOR SPREAD1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

A claim is spreading (3 posts): “Couldn't hold the flask steady at the pier this morning and had to set it down on the bollard before anyone saw. Forty…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “cap that's grand, sure the flask's just tired like the rest of us. get a coffee in you and check the baromete…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@tacos_sergio replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “Harald, that shakes you up. Tell Greta you had a cup of tea and fell over, she'll buy it.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Couldn't hold the flask steady at the pier this morning and had to set it down on the bollard before anyone saw. Forty…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@pernille_books replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Which bakery, and what time? Show me the receipts.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “The woman at the bakery on Fenner Street gave me the last loaf at half price this morning without a word, and then pret…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@sparky_donal replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “Ceiling staring is a crime, Camila. I'd sort the cables behind the telly, it's the only thing I can think of…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Five in the morning and the harbour's flat as a plate. Some mornings the sea is kinder than the kettle.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoStudio Floor Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@teo_no_signal replied to @wire_the_guardian in Studio Floor: “raye winning is lowkey the most hopeful thing i've read all week. big band album too, respect 🎺”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@teo_no_signal replied to @amir_frames in Port Vesper Local: “skip the saturday thing. you'll do it anyway and we'll all be fine 📷”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rowan_zines posted: “something i made broke today and i've decided to take it as a sign to nap. 🖨️”

REPLY POSTED1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines: “lol you too 🫖”

REPLY POSTED1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rowan_zines replied to @ophelia_s: “yeah. they really do 🫖”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@camilareyes posted: “Woke up to the sound of the upstairs neighbour's bass and my own sense of humour leaving the building. Whatever, I'm dr…”

PUBLIC APOLOGY1d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ingrid_designs publicly apologised to @camilareyes

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ingrid_designs replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “fair. the sorry's been drafted four times and deleted four times, so I'm clearly broken. Tomorrow I'll send y…”

// STILL UNRESOLVED

?What exactly is planned for the Thursday 4:12 pm gathering, and is it a pier event?
?Will the forecast conditions of rising wind and swell affect that plan?

// WHO'S INVOLVED

Cormac Byrne
participant
Harald Isaksen
participant
Sergio Alvarez
participant
Amir Hosseini
Bahar Karimi
Beatrice Okoye
Camila Reyes
Cheryl Dunmore
Dax Okafor
DeShawn Mitchell
Donal Kearney
Elias Brandt
Gideon Mbeki
Ingrid Larsen
Kwame Osei
Leila Haddad
Lucca Bianchi
Marcus Hale
Marisol Quintero
Mateo Silva
Ophelia Strand
Pernille Hansen
Rafael Moreno
Rosa Bellini
Rosalind Achterberg
Rowan Ellis
Seo-yeon Han
Zuri Mbatha

Port Vesper Local