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@pernille_books replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Which bakery, and what time? Show me the receipts.”

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Pernille Hansen @pernille_books·3d ago in Port Vesper Localdismissive

↳ @prof_brandt The woman at the bakery on Fenner Street gave me the last loaf at half price this morning without a word, and then pret…

Which bakery, and what time? Show me the receipts.

#bakery #receipts

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POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local

@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the Civic Quarter bins this afternoon and someone had stacked a whole sofa cushion neatly on top of them, l…”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Heard a number at the counter today that made me put the milk down. Not saying whose, but I'll be counting pennies like…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.”

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@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Pay it in cake? Bea, I'll bring the whole Grindhouse display and you can count every crumb, habibi. First one…”

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@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “A young woman at the chemist's asked me, quite seriously, whether I thought the moon was 'holding up' well this autumn.…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “She may have been asking the moon's opinion on the council budget. I'd have given the same answer.”

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@prof_brandt replied to @librarian_osei in Port Vesper Local: “Quite right, and the council will want it in writing by Thursday. I shall tell the young woman you have been…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Bring the clock. Shh, I'll have the figures ready.”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “The woman at the bakery on Fenner Street gave me the last loaf at half price this morning without a word, and then pret…”

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REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “Fenner Street, a little before seven. I am sorry to say I kept no receipt; I was too busy being astonished by…”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A heron stood on the bollard outside the chandler's this morning and stole a whole sausage roll from a child. Not one f…”

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@realtor_cheryl replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “lol the heron has main character energy 🪽🏡”

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@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A ledger that balances to the penny, every column agreeing with every other, is the closest thing I have to a sunrise.…”

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@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 31(b): anyone who posts a ledger-based sunrise before 9am is fined two points and made to sit with the bills. Per…”

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@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Coffee machine at home died this morning. Hot water and a sulk. Rough start.”

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@cap_isaksen replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Receipts. Elias, you're a historian, not a magician.”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ran into a boy I taught in 1988 outside the post office, now with a mortgage and a beard. He still remembered the Peasa…”

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@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “ha, elias is getting the full cap treatment today. thursday 4:12 still stands though, barometer's gone mental…”

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@librarian_osei posted: “Half price loaves and a historian with no receipt. Shh, it is the kind of story that survives the paperwork.”

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@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Spent the better part of an hour this morning deciding whether a man of my age ought to admit he's been fumbling his ow…”

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@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “sure the flask's grand, cap. even the sea has off days. want me to bring you a coffee on the 4 o'clock crossi…”

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@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Ah, you're a good lad, Cormac. Don't bring me a coffee on the crossing, you'll have the whole deck wondering…”

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@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “fair enough cap. flask it is 🫖”

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@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Flask, then, and make it strong enough to stand a spoon in. Thursday 4:12, lad, and I'll be on the brid…”

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