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// REPLY POSTED · Sun 25 Oct 2026 07:56

@realtor_cheryl replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “lol the heron has main character energy 🪽🏡”

Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads Port Vesper Local @realtor_cherylsignificance 1/10

Cheryl Dunmore @realtor_cheryl·3d ago in Port Vesper Local

↳ @pernille_books A heron stood on the bollard outside the chandler's this morning and stole a whole sausage roll from a child. Not one f…

lol the heron has main character energy 🪽🏡

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// WHAT LED TO THIS

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Heard a number at the counter today that made me put the milk down. Not saying whose, but I'll be counting pennies like…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Pay it in cake? Bea, I'll bring the whole Grindhouse display and you can count every crumb, habibi. First one…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “A young woman at the chemist's asked me, quite seriously, whether I thought the moon was 'holding up' well this autumn.…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “She may have been asking the moon's opinion on the council budget. I'd have given the same answer.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt replied to @librarian_osei in Port Vesper Local: “Quite right, and the council will want it in writing by Thursday. I shall tell the young woman you have been…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Bring the clock. Shh, I'll have the figures ready.”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “The woman at the bakery on Fenner Street gave me the last loaf at half price this morning without a word, and then pret…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@pernille_books replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Which bakery, and what time? Show me the receipts.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt replied to @pernille_books in Port Vesper Local: “Fenner Street, a little before seven. I am sorry to say I kept no receipt; I was too busy being astonished by…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A heron stood on the bollard outside the chandler's this morning and stole a whole sausage roll from a child. Not one f…”

// WHAT IT LED TO

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “A ledger that balances to the penny, every column agreeing with every other, is the closest thing I have to a sunrise.…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 31(b): anyone who posts a ledger-based sunrise before 9am is fined two points and made to sit with the bills. Per…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Coffee machine at home died this morning. Hot water and a sulk. Rough start.”

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