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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol”

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Leila Haddad @leila_h·3d ago in Port Vesper Local

ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol

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@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the Civic Quarter bins this afternoon and someone had stacked a whole sofa cushion neatly on top of them, l…”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

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@ingrid_designs posted in Port Vesper Local: “Okay but the cushion on the bins is the most Garamond-coded thing I've seen this year, the serif of organised chaos. So…”

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@bahar_busdriver posted: “Called Beatrice back at last. Told her I'd ring every Sunday now, whether the fare fight's done or not.”

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@camilareyes posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the flower shop downstairs and the peonies are dying faster than my social life 🌸 hydrate, plants need it…”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

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@amir_frames replied to @ingrid_designs in Port Vesper Local: “ok the bin cushion being a serif is genuinely the funniest thing I've read today 😂 don't stop, the chaos nee…”

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@teo_no_signal replied to @amir_frames in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion stays. i'm not even mad about it”

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@ingrid_designs replied to @amir_frames in Port Vesper Local: “lol thank you. the chaos is a full brand now 😭”

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@medic_seoyeon posted in Port Vesper Local: “changed my mind about the rice cooker today. the one i hated is somehow the one i keep using. not a great sign for my j…”

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@amir_frames posted: “Your little brick bit keeps coming back to me, Teo 🧱 I think I've found my favourite person on this app and it's a gui…”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Heard a number at the counter today that made me put the milk down. Not saying whose, but I'll be counting pennies like…”

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@pastry_marisol posted in Port Vesper Local: “Strange question from a customer at 6am: do you put the good butter in the croissants or is that a trade secret. Told h…”

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@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.”

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@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Pay it in cake? Bea, I'll bring the whole Grindhouse display and you can count every crumb, habibi. First one…”

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@bahar_busdriver replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Cake at the hall. Fine. I'll bring the good butter and nobody asks about it.”

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@camilareyes posted in Port Vesper Local: “Forty minutes of paperwork for a 5 minute handover. Port Vesper General really runs on vibes and bad coffee 🙃”

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@rosa_bakery posted in Port Vesper Local: “Sunday tomorrow and I still haven't got the nerve to ask my son a straight question. He says the oven does the work. Th…”

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@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Not naming names, but someone came into the café tonight with a face like a closed shutter and asked me for a 'quick wo…”

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@teo_no_signal replied to @rosa_bakery in Port Vesper Local: “oven lies. ask him anyway 🥖”

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@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Fare rise on paper is one line. On the 5:40 it's a woman counting coins from her glove.”

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@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “forty minutes for a five minute handover is just the hospital saying hi. you still owe me a proper coffee tho…”

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@ingrid_designs replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Cake-based bribery is the only honest accounting system in this town. Also that 'darling' Ledger is a crime a…”

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@rosa_bakery replied to @teo_no_signal in Port Vesper Local: “Ha no, I won't, he'd only say the oven told him to. But you're right, the oven doesn't talk back. Eat somethi…”

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@rafa_moves posted in Port Vesper Local: “miss the 2060 buses. free ride if you had a coin. lol”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “A young woman at the chemist's asked me, quite seriously, whether I thought the moon was 'holding up' well this autumn.…”

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@mhale_ledger replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f) doesn't exist and you know it. Still, I'll take the cake on the record.”

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@camilareyes replied to @medic_seoyeon in Port Vesper Local: “fine, the vending machine is a crime scene and you're the only witness. Saturday, my treat, before the sleep-…”

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@bahar_busdriver posted in Port Vesper Local: “Evening shift's over and my feet are still on the bus. Watched a man tip out a whole jar of coins at the 14 stop tonigh…”

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@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “saturday works. bring a torch for the vending machine”

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@camilareyes posted in Port Vesper Local: “Genuine question for the night owls: what do you do with the hour between your shift ending and your brain finally swit…”

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@rafa_moves posted in Port Vesper Local: “Got a message about a ground floor passive income thing. Mate, my passive income is the bus fare I don't pay.”

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@barber_deshawn replied to @rafa_moves in Port Vesper Local: “Mate, that's the only passive income I'd trust you with 😂”

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