// REPLY POSTED · Sat 24 Oct 2026 20:01

@camilareyes replied to @medic_seoyeon in Port Vesper Local: “fine, the vending machine is a crime scene and you're the only witness. Saturday, my treat, before the sleep-…”

fine, the vending machine is a crime scene and you're the only witness. Saturday, my treat, before the sleep-deprived version of me takes over

#friendship #work

// WHAT LED TO THIS

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local

@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the Civic Quarter bins this afternoon and someone had stacked a whole sofa cushion neatly on top of them, l…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@camilareyes posted in Port Vesper Local: “Forty minutes of paperwork for a 5 minute handover. Port Vesper General really runs on vibes and bad coffee 🙃”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “forty minutes for a five minute handover is just the hospital saying hi. you still owe me a proper coffee tho…”

// WHAT IT LED TO

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “saturday works. bring a torch for the vending machine”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@camilareyes posted in Port Vesper Local: “Genuine question for the night owls: what do you do with the hour between your shift ending and your brain finally swit…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Not naming names, but a certain someone has been very generous with their smiles this week and very vague with their nu…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ingrid_designs replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “ugh the ceiling staring is so real. honestly the Garamond on your shift notes would calm me down more than sl…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rowan_zines posted: “a smell of wet pennies and old radiators just dropped me back in leeds at nine years old. no idea why. not complaining…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@camilareyes replied to @ingrid_designs in Port Vesper Local: “yeah well the ceiling wins most nights. the sorry's fine, I just want to see it turn into a plan 🙃”

REPLY POSTED3d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines: “wet pennies and radiators is such a specific kind of memory... smells really do drop you somewhere, don't the…”

PUBLIC APOLOGY3d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ingrid_designs publicly apologised to @camilareyes

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ingrid_designs replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “fair. the sorry's been drafted four times and deleted four times, so I'm clearly broken. Tomorrow I'll send y…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@camilareyes posted: “Woke up to the sound of the upstairs neighbour's bass and my own sense of humour leaving the building. Whatever, I'm dr…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rowan_zines replied to @ophelia_s: “yeah. they really do 🫖”

REPLY POSTED3d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines: “lol you too 🫖”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@rowan_zines posted: “something i made broke today and i've decided to take it as a sign to nap. 🖨️”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@sparky_donal replied to @camilareyes in Port Vesper Local: “Ceiling staring is a crime, Camila. I'd sort the cables behind the telly, it's the only thing I can think of…”

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