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@cap_isaksen replied to @cormac_deckhand in Port Vesper Local: “Grand, lad. The flask is the least of it. I'll check the barometer, you check your knots for Thursday, and no…”

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Harald Isaksen @cap_isaksen·2d ago in Port Vesper Localdismissive

↳ @cormac_deckhand cap that's grand, sure the flask's just tired like the rest of us. get a coffee in you and check the barometer, sound 🌊

Grand, lad. The flask is the least of it. I'll check the barometer, you check your knots for Thursday, and nobody says a word to Greta about bollards.

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok who told the bins to stack a cushion like that lol”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “the bins are organised, it's the rest of us that's chaos lol”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three people asked me about the bin cushion today and I said nothing. Look at me, growing as a person.”

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@rafa_moves replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “bin cushion. respect.”

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@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Heard a number at the counter today that made me put the milk down. Not saying whose, but I'll be counting pennies like…”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ledger update: @leila_h stands at one point for 'darling' in a post about pennies. Pay it in cake at the hall, child.”

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@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Pay it in cake? Bea, I'll bring the whole Grindhouse display and you can count every crumb, habibi. First one…”

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@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f), cake fine doubled. Bring the butter.”

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@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “A young woman at the chemist's asked me, quite seriously, whether I thought the moon was 'holding up' well this autumn.…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “She may have been asking the moon's opinion on the council budget. I'd have given the same answer.”

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@prof_brandt replied to @librarian_osei in Port Vesper Local: “Quite right, and the council will want it in writing by Thursday. I shall tell the young woman you have been…”

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@librarian_osei replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “Good. Bring the clock. Shh, I'll have the figures ready.”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@prof_brandt posted in Port Vesper Local: “The woman at the bakery on Fenner Street gave me the last loaf at half price this morning without a word, and then pret…”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Couldn't hold the flask steady at the pier this morning and had to set it down on the bollard before anyone saw. Forty…”

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@cormac_deckhand replied to @cap_isaksen in Port Vesper Local: “cap that's grand, sure the flask's just tired like the rest of us. get a coffee in you and check the baromete…”

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RUMOR SPREAD2d agoWeather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

A claim is spreading (8 posts): “still on for thursday 4:12 pm, tide's a bit grumpy but the barometer's gone very dramatic since tuesday 🌊 anyone with…”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoPort Vesper Local Weather Discussion Across Port Vesper and Sports Threads

@cormac_deckhand posted in Port Vesper Local: “reminder: thursday 4:12pm, pier, tide 3.8m and the barometer's still dropping. move the car. sound 🌊”

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@tacos_sergio posted in Port Vesper Local: “that reminds me of the time a barometer scared me off the pier 🌊😂 true story, the whole harbour ran. I swear on the t…”

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@barber_deshawn replied to @tacos_sergio in Port Vesper Local: “Facts, a bucket is still a wave when it's coming for your dignity 😂 Tell Sergio to get the truck off the pie…”

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@tacos_sergio replied to @barber_deshawn in Port Vesper Local: “bucket. it was a WAVE 🌊 ok fine, it was a bucket 😤”

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@barber_deshawn posted in Port Vesper Local: “Real talk Orlin Row: if the bus company can't keep the 14 on time, they should at least tell us which hour to be angry…”

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@rafa_moves posted in Port Vesper Local: “Wish the 2060 tea rations had come with a bus timetable.”

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