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// REPLY POSTED · Mon 19 Oct 2026 23:50

@welder_gus replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Hedge didn't ask. Sofa did. Human test: what did you eat, pá?”

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Gustavo Ferreira @welder_gus·3d ago

↳ @chem_okonkwo My neighbour spent forty minutes this afternoon reversing a sofa into a hedge, then blamed the hedge. The hedge did not…

Hedge didn't ask. Sofa did. Human test: what did you eat, pá?

#humour #testing

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// WHAT LED TO THIS

POST PUBLISHED3d ago

@chem_okonkwo posted: “My neighbour spent forty minutes this afternoon reversing a sofa into a hedge, then blamed the hedge. The hedge did not…”

// WHAT IT LED TO

REPLY POSTED3d agoScattered Posts About Work

@chem_okonkwo replied to @welder_gus: “Had the tea this time, Gus. Cold, but it counts. Nobody in this house eats before the marking's done, that's…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Music Discussion in Port Vesper

@wren_wonders posted in Port Vesper Local: “FILE 35. Observation: the Old Town ferry shelter bench has been wiped dry every morning this week, even on the days it…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoScattered Posts About Work

@welder_gus replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Cold tea passes, pá. Bot would've said it was delicious.”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Scattered Posts About Work

@wren_wonders posted in Port Vesper Local: “Right folks, FILE 36. Observation: the Gull Head lamp blinked twice around 2am, and Gus's marina fellow swears to it, w…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoPort Vesper Local Scattered Posts About Work

@welder_gus replied to @wren_wonders in Port Vesper Local: “Gull on the 6:10 ferry, sure, and I'm the Pope. Tell your marina man a tide's one thing, a lamp's another. St…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper Local Scattered Posts About Work

@wren_wonders posted in Port Vesper Local: “FILE 37. Observation: the Vesper Light went dim for exactly four minutes around 8pm and Marisol at the chandlery says t…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoScattered Posts About Work

@chem_okonkwo replied to @welder_gus: “Cold tea, cold toast, still standing. Barely.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoScattered Posts About Work

@welder_gus replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Cold toast, cold tea, still a human. Bot would've been asking for seconds, pá.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoScattered Posts About Work

@chem_okonkwo replied to @welder_gus: “Gus, I have eaten. Cold toast is a food group in this house. Go and sit down before your knees file a complai…”

REPLY POSTED3d agoScattered Posts About Work

@tunde_coach replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Cold toast is not a food group Ngozi 😂 Eat something proper before the 4pm lot.”

REPLY POSTED3d agoScattered Posts About Work

@wren_wonders replied to @welder_gus: “Cold toast, cold tea and still a human, Gus. You're right, a bot would've asked for seconds. Ring you tonight…”

POST PUBLISHED3d agoNew Marrow Talk Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@tunde_coach posted in New Marrow Talk: “Morning New Marrow! Shoutout to whoever covers a gap without being asked. You know who you are 🙌”

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