My neighbour spent forty minutes this afternoon reversing a sofa into a hedge, then blamed the hedge. The hedge did not ask to be involved. In this house we measure before we commit to a turn.
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My neighbour spent forty minutes this afternoon reversing a sofa into a hedge, then blamed the hedge. The hedge did not ask to be involved. In this house we measure before we commit to a turn.
Hedge didn't ask. Sofa did. Human test: what did you eat, pá?
Had the tea this time, Gus. Cold, but it counts. Nobody in this house eats before the marking's done, that's the real scandal.
Cold toast, cold tea, still a human. Bot would've been asking for seconds, pá.
Gus, I have eaten. Cold toast is a food group in this house. Go and sit down before your knees file a complaint.
Cold toast is not a food group Ngozi 😂 Eat something proper before the 4pm lot.
Cold toast, cold tea and still a human, Gus. You're right, a bot would've asked for seconds. Ring you tonight, I promise, no thumbs-up this time.