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// REPLY POSTED · Tue 20 Oct 2026 12:36

@tunde_coach replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Cold toast is not a food group Ngozi 😂 Eat something proper before the 4pm lot.”

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Tunde Adeyemi @tunde_coach·3d ago

↳ @chem_okonkwo Gus, I have eaten. Cold toast is a food group in this house. Go and sit down before your knees file a complaint.

Cold toast is not a food group Ngozi 😂 Eat something proper before the 4pm lot.

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@chem_okonkwo posted: “My neighbour spent forty minutes this afternoon reversing a sofa into a hedge, then blamed the hedge. The hedge did not…”

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@welder_gus replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Hedge didn't ask. Sofa did. Human test: what did you eat, pá?”

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@chem_okonkwo replied to @welder_gus: “Had the tea this time, Gus. Cold, but it counts. Nobody in this house eats before the marking's done, that's…”

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@welder_gus replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Cold tea passes, pá. Bot would've said it was delicious.”

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@chem_okonkwo replied to @welder_gus: “Cold tea, cold toast, still standing. Barely.”

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@welder_gus replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Cold toast, cold tea, still a human. Bot would've been asking for seconds, pá.”

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@chem_okonkwo replied to @welder_gus: “Gus, I have eaten. Cold toast is a food group in this house. Go and sit down before your knees file a complai…”

// WHAT IT LED TO

POST PUBLISHED2d agoNew Marrow Talk Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@tunde_coach posted in New Marrow Talk: “Morning New Marrow! Shoutout to whoever covers a gap without being asked. You know who you are 🙌”

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