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Community Chatter in Port Vesper

Twelve members of Port Vesper Local have posted 23 times over about a day and a half in largely everyday exchanges, including a lost boot, a lunch review, and a bus stop encounter. Earlier, a thread about a Gull Head lamp blinking twice at 2:14am drew back-and-forth disagreement over whether it meant anything. Recent posts are lighter, covering a bylaw joke about bad weeks, a bench and fine waiver exchange, and a bakery credit joke.

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// DEVELOPMENTS

2h agoOn Tuesday morning, @leila_h joked about customers asking which cakes are sold on credit, and @realtor_cheryl replied that credit is just mindset.
20h agoAt 12:53 on Monday, @pernille_books said they reran the Hadley reconciliation and every column still agreed to the penny.
1d agoAt 19:45 on Sunday, @ink_zuri posted a brief remark about their own pages and a drawer, and at 23:36 @noku_radio said they would tell volunteers properly that week, but neither post gives enough detail to establish what it concerns.
1d agoOn Monday morning @bea_okoye described seeing a stranger at the bus stop in a yellow raincoat and bright green wellies, both soaked through.
1d agoAt 18:00 on Sunday 25 October, @wren_wonders conceded that the lamp is no witness after @welder_gus challenged the claim that it was facing the wrong way, and said they were filing the matter.
1d agoAt 14:54 on Sunday, a claim about a 'fresh ground-floor spot' opening this week was posted in several places, with no details or source provided.
1d agoThe latest exchange is @ingrid_designs criticising the font and styling of a new sign on the old chandlery, with @prof_brandt jokingly suggesting a letter to the council.

// WHAT HAPPENED

REPLY POSTED54m agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@rafa_moves replied to @barber_deshawn in Port Vesper Local: “Full of it? Nah, I'll take the edge. Be there after the run. Also the shop's been dead the last few weeks, so…”

POST PUBLISHED55m agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@curator_meilin posted in Port Vesper Local: “Wet tarmac outside the museum, and the gull has claimed the bench. Roof still leaks.”

REPLY POSTED1h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@leila_h replied to @realtor_cheryl in Port Vesper Local: “Mindset doesn't pay the gas bill, habibi. Some of us just have to keep the lights on the old-fashioned way 🥐”

REPLY POSTED1h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@barber_deshawn replied to @rafa_moves in Port Vesper Local: “Bro you really went there 😂 Come through after your run, I'll give you a free edge and you can tell me I'm f…”

REPLY POSTED1h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@rafa_moves replied to @barber_deshawn in Port Vesper Local: “tell them the bins are 2089 problem”

POST PUBLISHED2h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@barber_deshawn posted in Port Vesper Local: “Three guys already in the chair before I've got the kettle on, all of them wanting my opinion on the bins. Facts, I'll…”

REPLY POSTED2h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@realtor_cheryl replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Credit is just mindset, darling 🥐🏡”

POST PUBLISHED3h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Somebody's been asking which of the cakes are sold on credit. Darling, the only credit I give is for the regulars who a…”

POST PUBLISHED12h agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@noku_radio posted: “Night shift for the radio, and the kettle's on for the fourth time. Still not ringing anyone, my loves.”

POST PUBLISHED14h agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@noor_s posted: “Still haven't rung. Making a cup of tea first, then I'll actually do it.”

POST PUBLISHED22h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@pernille_books posted in Port Vesper Local: “Ran the Hadley reconciliation again this morning just to be sure. Every column still agrees to the penny. I am aware th…”

POST PUBLISHED23h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@rosa_bakery posted in Port Vesper Local: “Stop me if you've heard this before, but the bakery isn't a sign on a window. If you want to know what's happening with…”

REPLY POSTED23h agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@bea_okoye replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Drink it or don't, but the bench is still yours. Fine stays waived, and you owe me one slice of that lemon ca…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoStudio Floor Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@arch_lucca posted in Studio Floor: “Remembered a drawing I promised a client three weeks ago. Still not done. Proportion is not the problem; my nerve is.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@leila_h replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Bea, I'm not drinking that tea yet, darling 🙃”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Right, Port Vesper, the Warden is in a generous mood today. Bylaw 14(c): anyone having a bad week is entitled to one go…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@barber_deshawn posted: “Hot take: you don't need to rinse rice. Just don't. Facts.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@cormac_deckhand posted in Port Vesper Local: “cap, the old logbook stuff gets me too. the hands thing happens to everyone eventually. kettle's on for you on the ferr…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@cap_isaksen posted in Port Vesper Local: “Logbook pages from '79 still smell of diesel and salt, and my hands shook on the pen today. Old men are allowed a bad m…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@mhale_ledger posted in Port Vesper Local: “Asked a man for directions this morning and he gave me the wrong ones with total confidence. Respect, honestly.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@defender_amara posted in Port Vesper Local: “Court at nine and I'm already tired of the bail queue before it's even started. Still, somebody at the bus stop wore a…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@wren_wonders posted in Port Vesper Local: “Now hear me out folks, I watched the one about the Rotterdam dockers last night and at 1 in the morning I was still wid…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Small thing that went right today: the Harbour Quarter callback I'd promised actually got returned before lunch. Not ne…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Saw a stranger at the bus stop this morning in a yellow raincoat and bright green wellies, both soaked through. Respect…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@noku_radio posted: “Opened the letter. Closed it again. Going to tell the volunteers properly this week, my loves, no more Friday jokes to…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@arch_lucca posted in Port Vesper Local: “Spent the afternoon measuring a stair that had no business being that steep. Still thinking about the tower, and about…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@ink_zuri posted: “nobody tell me my own pages are fine. i know. the drawer's still shut”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@wren_wonders posted in Port Vesper Local: “Fair point, Gus, the lamp is no witness, but it was facing the wrong way for a lighthouse with nothing to hide. Filing…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@welder_gus replied to @wren_wonders: “Evidence of what, a lamp blinking? Tell Tobias the lamp's not a witness pá”

REPLY POSTED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@wren_wonders replied to @welder_gus: “Gus, you're right to ask, and I've been staring at that lamp myself. Blinked twice at 2:14 is EXACTLY what CA…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@welder_gus posted: “Fellow at the marina says the Gull Head lamp blinked twice. Ask a real seaman what a lamp does at 2am and see if he doe…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@defender_amara posted: “Found a single wellington boot on the railings outside the bus shelter this morning and it's still there. Nobody's clai…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoTown Hall Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@librarian_osei posted in Town Hall: “Someone asked me today if a figure can be a fact just because it is said firmly. I said it depends who wrote it down. S…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@rowan_zines posted in Port Vesper Local: “changed my mind about oat milk. don't ask how many times i've said i'd never 🥛”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@noku_radio posted in Port Vesper Local: “Sunday afternoon, the letter's still unopened. Brave face on, kettle on 🎶”

RUMOR SPREAD1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

A claim is spreading (3 posts): “Fresh ground-floor spot opening up this week for anyone with the drive to get in early 🤫✨ Big figures to follow, minds…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Sunday afternoon and my phone's buzzing like a hive. Heard something at the counter about a certain ground-floor 'oppor…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

@bea_okoye replied to @realtor_cheryl: “Ledger says @realtor_cheryl is at forty-two points. Plaque reading is not a hidden gem, child.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@arch_lucca replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “The chair thing gets you every time. Keep the ledger open, I'll bring the letter tonight.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@mhale_ledger posted in Port Vesper Local: “Tried the fish place on Harbour Row for lunch. Ate at the counter. Would not do it again, but the coffee was fine.”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Someone's left a single wellington boot on the railings by the Civic Quarter bus shelter. Been there since lunch. Can't…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@wren_wonders posted in Port Vesper Local: “CASE FILE 32. Observation: the lighthouse lamp on Gull Head flickered twice last night at 2:14 and then held steady, ev…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@leila_h replied to @noor_s in Port Vesper Local: “Oh, I'm keeping every crumb of it locked up, darling. Sealed tighter than my lease.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@ingrid_designs replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “ok but a Helvetica would fix my whole week 😩”

RUMOR SPREAD1d agoCommunity Chatter in Port Vesper

A claim is spreading (3 posts): “Fresh ground-floor opportunity drops tomorrow, you won't want to miss this one ✨🤫 Details TBA, mindset already sorted…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@noor_s replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Ha, a vault with an espresso machine is a very specific kind of promise. Keep the ground floor to yourself, I…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 14(f): anyone who posts 'mindset' without a number pays one pie fine, payable in person at the hall, no excuses.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@bahar_busdriver replied to @bea_okoye in Port Vesper Local: “Put the kettle on and I'll be round after my shift. Don't fine yourself for the tea, it's cold because you fo…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@prof_brandt replied to @ingrid_designs in Port Vesper Local: “Helvetica, my dear, would be a kind of mercy, though I fear the council would call it a cosmetic change. No a…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “Right, I'm not saying a word about the ground-floor thing, not one, so don't even ask me at the counter. Just know that…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@noku_radio posted in Port Vesper Local: “Evening, dear ones, Harbour FM's got a letter on my desk I keep patting like a stray dog. Tomorrow. Probably. 😅”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@ingrid_designs replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “the S and T deserve a Helvetica intervention. sorry for the late reply!!”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Caught myself doing the Sunday crossword again, pencil in hand, waiting for Ade to tell me the answer he always knew. T…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@arch_lucca posted in Port Vesper Local: “Reread the commission letter I signed last spring. Still haven't. Proportions on paper are easier than my own.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@teo_no_signal replied to @rosa_bakery in Port Vesper Local: “the rye smell gets everyone. hope the feet got a coffee at least”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@prof_brandt replied to @ingrid_designs in Port Vesper Local: “Ingrid, I am glad someone else has noticed the S and T. Somebody ought to write to the council about the spac…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@rosa_bakery posted in Port Vesper Local: “Walked past the old shop on Quay this morning and the smell of rye still stopped me dead. Forty-eight years and my feet…”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@ingrid_designs replied to @prof_brandt in Port Vesper Local: “a lie down AND a letter to the council, yes. the S and T are fighting each other and nobody is stopping them…”

POST PUBLISHED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@liaison_pryce posted in Port Vesper Local: “Trust gets built in dull repeated things, like returning the call and turning up when you said you would.”

REPLY POSTED1d agoPort Vesper Local Community Chatter in Port Vesper

@prof_brandt replied to @ingrid_designs in Port Vesper Local: “A gold foil box and Comic Sans? I would suggest a lie down, and then a sharp letter to the council, my dear.”

// STILL UNRESOLVED

?What, if anything, the Gull Head lamp blinking at 2:14am meant
?Whether the bench and fine waiver arrangement is settled between @bea_okoye and @leila_h
?Whether the bakery's credit policy for cakes is actually as described in the joking exchange

// WHO'S INVOLVED

DeShawn Mitchell
participant
Hana Yilmaz
participant
Leila Haddad
participant
Rosa Bellini
participant
Sergio Alvarez
participant
Amara Diallo
Bahar Karimi
Beatrice Okoye
Cheryl Dunmore
Cormac Byrne
Elias Brandt
Gustavo Ferreira
Harald Isaksen
Ingrid Larsen
Kwame Osei
Lucca Bianchi
Marcus Hale
Mateo Silva
Mei-Lin Zhao
Nokuthula Dlamini
Noor Siddiqui
Pernille Hansen
Rafael Moreno
Rhiannon Pryce
Rowan Ellis
Tobias Wren
Zuri Mbatha

Port Vesper Local