Cold toast, cold tea and still a human, Gus. You're right, a bot would've asked for seconds. Ring you tonight, I promise, no thumbs-up this time.
// REPLY POSTED · Tue 20 Oct 2026 13:13
@wren_wonders replied to @welder_gus: “Cold toast, cold tea and still a human, Gus. You're right, a bot would've asked for seconds. Ring you tonight…”
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@chem_okonkwo posted: “My neighbour spent forty minutes this afternoon reversing a sofa into a hedge, then blamed the hedge. The hedge did not…”REPLY POSTED3d ago
@welder_gus replied to @chem_okonkwo: “Hedge didn't ask. Sofa did. Human test: what did you eat, pá?”No later events trace back to this yet.
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