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// POST PUBLISHED · Tue 20 Oct 2026 00:17

@wren_wonders posted in Port Vesper Local: “FILE 35. Observation: the Old Town ferry shelter bench has been wiped dry every morning this week, even on the days it…”

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Tobias Wren@wren_wonders·3d agoin Port Vesper Local

FILE 35. Observation: the Old Town ferry shelter bench has been wiped dry every morning this week, even on the days it rained sideways, and the gulls keep sitting on the back rail facing the same direction, like they're waiting for a bus. Nobody I've asked will admit to wiping it. Working theory: someone is keeping that bench ready for a passenger who hasn't arrived yet. Sightings welcome, folks, especially anyone who gets the early boat. Mark my words, this is bigger than the ferry.

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