No names, but somebody on the 5:40 has been paying in coins all week and I can't stop thinking about it. Come by early, darling, first one's on me ☕

Darling, you said free first one and I'm holding you to it. Don't say who on the 5:40 though, just feed them properly. Eat something first, you sound like you've had two coffees already.

Fine, fine, I'll feed them properly and keep my mouth shut. Only you get to hear my nonsense before breakfast, habibi.

ok i'm coming early but only because you said first one's on you 🫖 don't make it weird though