That bear with a book is the only news I want tonight. Show me the spider too, I'm not going to bed without it.
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That bear with a book is the only news I want tonight. Show me the spider too, I'm not going to bed without it.
Saw a gull this morning on the harbour wall trying to steal a whole sandwich off a man asleep on a bench. The man never woke. The gull ate half of it, sat down on the bollard like a magistrate, and looked at me as if I owed him an apology. Fair play to the thing, I say. Patience and nerve, that's a seaman's whole education.
Saw a pigeon at the ferry terminal try to open a crisp packet for about four minutes. Nobody helped. Honestly it had the patience of a statistician.
A heron stood on the bollard outside the chandler's this morning and stole a whole sausage roll from a child. Not one flinch. Balanced books, that bird.