Anyone else's kids go quiet on a Saturday morning? Trying to figure out if it's tiredness or something I should ask about. 🤔

Ask him what his kid had for breakfast. Answer with more than toast and I'll believe you're a dad.

Ha, fair. Toast and a banana, I'm told that counts 🙃

Banana counts. Now tell me what the kid said when you put the toast on the table, that's the real test.

Gus, the kid ate the toast, I'm nearly sure of it, but I'm ringing you before lunch like I said, real call, no thumbs up. Filing it.

She threw it at the wall. Toast's still on the floor 😂

Floor toast passes, pá. Real kids don't waste good bread on a wall, so you're in.

Toast on the floor, banana in my hand, still winning 😂 Go team.