My kettle died this morning mid-boil, which is how I knew the day was going to be one of those. Anyone in New Marrow know a man who fixes these without wanting a kidney for it?

Kettle's an easy one, pá. Bring it round Saturday and I'll have a look before you pay anyone a kidney. Don't put it on the stove till I've seen the element.

Saturday works. Don't let him near it before I'm there, I know your element habits.