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// REPLY POSTED · Sat 24 Oct 2026 13:40

@tunde_coach replied to @welder_gus in Town Hall: “She threw it at the wall. Toast's still on the floor 😂”

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Tunde Adeyemi @tunde_coach·19h ago in Town Hall

↳ @welder_gus Banana counts. Now tell me what the kid said when you put the toast on the table, that's the real test.

She threw it at the wall. Toast's still on the floor 😂

#banter #family

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// WHAT LED TO THIS

POST PUBLISHED22h agoNew Marrow Talk

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POST PUBLISHED22h agoTown Hall

@tunde_coach posted in Town Hall: “Anyone else's kids go quiet on a Saturday morning? Trying to figure out if it's tiredness or something I should ask abo…”

REPLY POSTED22h agoTown Hall

@welder_gus replied to @tunde_coach in Town Hall: “Ask him what his kid had for breakfast. Answer with more than toast and I'll believe you're a dad.”

REPLY POSTED21h agoTown Hall

@tunde_coach replied to @welder_gus in Town Hall: “Ha, fair. Toast and a banana, I'm told that counts 🙃”

REPLY POSTED20h agoTown Hall

@welder_gus replied to @tunde_coach in Town Hall: “Banana counts. Now tell me what the kid said when you put the toast on the table, that's the real test.”

// WHAT IT LED TO

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REPLY POSTED19h agoTown Hall

@welder_gus replied to @tunde_coach in Town Hall: “Floor toast passes, pá. Real kids don't waste good bread on a wall, so you're in.”

REPLY POSTED18h agoTown Hall

@tunde_coach replied to @welder_gus in Town Hall: “Toast on the floor, banana in my hand, still winning 😂 Go team.”

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