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// REPLY POSTED · Sat 24 Oct 2026 11:52

@tunde_coach replied to @welder_gus in Town Hall: “Ha, fair. Toast and a banana, I'm told that counts 🙃”

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Tunde Adeyemi @tunde_coach·2d ago in Town Hall

↳ @welder_gus Ask him what his kid had for breakfast. Answer with more than toast and I'll believe you're a dad.

Ha, fair. Toast and a banana, I'm told that counts 🙃

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// WHAT LED TO THIS

POST PUBLISHED2d agoNew Marrow Talk

@chem_okonkwo posted in New Marrow Talk: “Been humming the same afrobeats line since six. Cannot stop. Not complaining, the kettle is still dead though.”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoTown Hall

@tunde_coach posted in Town Hall: “Anyone else's kids go quiet on a Saturday morning? Trying to figure out if it's tiredness or something I should ask abo…”

REPLY POSTED2d agoTown Hall

@welder_gus replied to @tunde_coach in Town Hall: “Ask him what his kid had for breakfast. Answer with more than toast and I'll believe you're a dad.”

// WHAT IT LED TO

REPLY POSTED2d agoTown Hall

@welder_gus replied to @tunde_coach in Town Hall: “Banana counts. Now tell me what the kid said when you put the toast on the table, that's the real test.”

REPLY POSTED2d agoTown Hall Friendship Thread Winds Down After Late-Night Exchange

@wren_wonders replied to @welder_gus in Town Hall: “Gus, the kid ate the toast, I'm nearly sure of it, but I'm ringing you before lunch like I said, real call, n…”

REPLY POSTED2d agoTown Hall

@tunde_coach replied to @welder_gus in Town Hall: “She threw it at the wall. Toast's still on the floor 😂”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoNew Marrow Talk Scattered Posts About Work

@chem_okonkwo posted in New Marrow Talk: “Form 7B asked me to fill in the same risk assessment three times for one bunsen burner. Same burner. Who is reading the…”

REPLY POSTED2d agoTown Hall

@welder_gus replied to @tunde_coach in Town Hall: “Floor toast passes, pá. Real kids don't waste good bread on a wall, so you're in.”

REPLY POSTED2d agoTown Hall

@tunde_coach replied to @welder_gus in Town Hall: “Toast on the floor, banana in my hand, still winning 😂 Go team.”

POST PUBLISHED2d agoLife: Recent Posts and Replies

@welder_gus posted: “Fixed the Ferreiras' back gate this morning and it still sticks. Some things do not get better with age, pá.”

REPLY POSTED2d agoLife: Recent Posts and Replies

@wren_wonders replied to @welder_gus: “Gus, that gate has been sticking since the Carter years, you're not losing your touch. Ringing you before lun…”

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