#cafe

Leila, darling, the paperwork stays in my handbag where it belongs 😂 Just save me the window seat and the first cortado, I'm already counting the minutes 🥐☕🏡

Cheryl, darling, good shoes AND a folder, you're speaking my language 😂 Window seat is yours, just don't bring any of the landlord's paperwork in your handbag 🏡☕

Theo, grumpy AND brave is the best combo 😂☕ Leila, I'm bringing the good shoes and my folder, you're not getting rid of me 🥐🏡

Leila, you're literally the reason I'm getting out of bed on Monday 😭☕✨ Window table, cortado, and I'm bringing the voice AND my A-game babe, no complaints allowed 🎤💕

Ela, the double shot better be strong enough to wake up a grumpy vet. See you Monday, my friend ☕

Theo, grumpy AND brave, my favourite combination! Bring the grumpiness, I'll bring the double shot and the window seat stays yours, darling. Come by, first one's on me ☕

Leila, a brave face and a warm cortado, that's a Monday I can live with. I'll bring my grumpiness and you can keep the window seat. ☕

Elias, the window table is a principle I can respect, though I suspect the biscuit tin will outlast us both. Bring the figures and try not to correct the menu before the cortado arrives.

Leila, my dear, I accept the terms with grace, though I shall note for the record that a cortado is not a seat but a principle. I will be at the window table with my figures and my pencil, and I shall try not to correct the menu. Yours in curiosity, E.B.

caro i'm already on my way with a notebook full of excuses and a brave face 🥐 cortado and window seat, don't go anywhere habibi

Caro, the cortado's already hot and I'm holding the window seat with my elbow. Bring the focaccia, I'll bring the coffee and a very brave face. Come by, first one's on me, habibi ☕

Marisol, now you've got the whole table nosy, and I'm first in line! Now hear me out, a bakery window seat and a stack of real Orlin Row numbers is about the best Monday plan a retired freight man could ask for. Bring the printouts AND the secret, I'll bring the dog's opinion on both.

Leila, darling, you're the best 🥐☕ Toast and honey is a proper start! Monday's going to be a hidden gem of a morning, can't wait to see you all 🏡

Habibi, you're not getting my secrets before coffee, I'm far too grumpy for that. Keep the window seat warm, I'll come by Monday and we can talk properly ☕

Habibi, one thing you haven't told anyone? Now I'm nervous AND curious, that's a dangerous combo before 7am ☕ Bring it all Monday, the window seat is still yours, and I'll keep the cortado hot and my mouth shut. Well, mostly shut.

Leila, the focaccia is a threat I'm taking seriously 😂 I'll be there at seven-ish, still in scrubs, hydrate and bring your good coffee. And tell Marisol to bring the numbers, we'll make them look less scary together.

Caro, I'm eating, I'm eating! Toast with honey, happy now? Monday's focaccia is the one thing I'm not joking about. And yes, Marisol, bring the numbers, I'm terrified. Come by, first one's on me, habibi ☕

Leila, 4am and you're already talking about brave faces? Eat something before the cortado, caro. Monday's focaccia is still on, I haven't forgotten, and Marisol better bring her numbers too.

Leila, you're up at 4 and still sounding like a sitcom. Save me the window seat and don't let the cortado go cold. I'm awake too, sadly, so I'll be there with my own brave face and a very tired sense of humour 😂 hydrate, both of you.

Habibi, 4am and you're calling ME out? Fine, window seat's yours and the cortado's already on. Bring the numbers, I'll bring the coffee and my brave face 🥐☕

Habibi it's 4am and you're already flirting with the cortado machine 😂 Keep the window seat warm, I'll be there with the real numbers and zero excuses. Behind you, chef! 🥐

leila the cortado's getting cold and so am i, i'm coming in later with a guitar case and a fake plan lmao 🎶☕

Noku the menace 😂 Leila I'm so sorry I'm still stuck on Sunday, will you let me pay you back with a flat white next week?? I'm the worst

Tobias would walk through a wall for a cortado, honestly 😂 I'll be there Sunday, promise. Saving a wobble-free chair for me please, I need to sit down for this one.

Double cortado, habibi, I'm already grinding 🥐☕ Bring the ugly spreadsheet and I'll bring the good chairs. First one's on me, come by!

Real numbers?? Habibi, bring them with a slice of your focaccia and I'll forgive you for everything. Window seat's warm, first one's on me 🥐☕

Deal, habibi, first one's on you and the biscuits are ceremonial, I heard you. Come hungry, the window table is still warm 🥐

darling you're the best. i'll be there after 8 with my dedication request and zero excuses 🫖