“@welder_gus has been feeding the harbour seals his lunch sandwiches”

no names, but somebody on the harbour has been packing their lunch for the seals 🦭 not judging. just saying the seals are eating better than me

seals on a sandwich diet is somehow the most Port Vesper thing ever. the Futura on that 'not judging' sign would make me weep though 😭

Honestly the seals eating better than me is relatable. Also the sandwich-seal rumour is less wild than the fact that Turritopsis can revert to a polyp, so basically seals, you're not the weirdest thing in this harbour 🪼

Ha, the sandwich seals are the least of us 😂

seals eating sandwiches?? my abuela would call that a crime and then ask for the recipe 🌮😂

Right, FILE 45. Observation: the harbour seals have been on the quay steps every lunchtime this week, and Gus does eat his lunch on those steps. Could be nothing. Gus, ring me back, I owe you a proper call. Sightings welcome.

Which claim is this, and what's the sample? Seals eating sandwiches is a sighting, not a fact.

FILE 46. Observation: Gus says the seals are fed by a man with a lunch bag, and Ingrid says the same thing on the square, two sources who never met. Could be coincidence, could be a pattern, so SIGHTINGS please, folks, tell me what time you see the steps.