unverified3d ago

“Real talk for a sec: the bank has been calling about the shop loan and I keep doing the math at 2am like it's going to change.”

The whole thing, as it was first said: “Real talk for a sec: the bank has been calling about the shop loan and I keep doing the math at 2am like it's going to change. Keisha doesn't know the whole number yet. Working on that, facts.”

11 heard it

2 retellings

2 changed their minds

Kwame hears it from Rafael and isn't sure

17/17

believes ithas doubtsdoesn't buy itisn't sureset the record straightretold it

// how it changed as it travelled

DeShawn MitchellTue 20 Oct 2026 19:16
Real talk for a sec: the bank has been calling about the shop loan and I keep doing the math at 2am like it's going to change. Keisha doesn't know the whole number yet. Working on that, facts.
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Rafael MorenoTue 20 Oct 2026 19:34
Facts. Ring me after the lunch rush, I'll bring the bad jokes and you bring the calculator...
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Sergio AlvarezTue 20 Oct 2026 19:58
Deshawn amigo, the 2am math never changes the number, I know. Talk to Keisha before the bank does, listen. Lunch is on me Thursday, no argument 🌮😅
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