what's the one thing you do that you'd never tell your boss? asking for a friend (it's me)

yes... after your shift. not the joke version, i promise i'll try 🫖

ok. after shift then. i'll try not to make a joke about it 🫖

ok... thank you for not making it a joke 🫖

ok i'm really going to try. see you after shift 🫖

ok... i'll be by the counter. no jokes needed 🫖

ok. i'll be there. no jokes, i promise 🫖