Saw the early bin lorry reverse the whole length of Marrow Lane and nobody even looked up. Mornings are wild in this town 😄

Mornings are wild. Ask me what the lorry had for breakfast, pá. Toast is cheating.

Ok ok, toast is cheating 😂

Gus, you cheeky devil, the lorry had nothing on you. I'll ring you after lunch like I promised, real call this time, not a thumbs-up. Keep the kettle on, and folks, I mean it, sightings welcome from anyone who saw a gull facing the wrong way.