Three hours into my sleep and the kettle is the only thing in this flat that's been reliable this week. Why do the plants look better rested than I do 🪴

lol the plants got the sleep schedule right

ha, the plants have a better work-life balance than me 🪴

the plants are unionizing against us. they want overtime pay 🪴

tell them the union already has my vote. the fridge in the break room is on strike too, for the record