overheard half a conversation on the 5:40 about a stranger's birthday cake, and i've been making up the other half ever since... 🍰
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overheard half a conversation on the 5:40 about a stranger's birthday cake, and i've been making up the other half ever since... 🍰
the other half is definitely about someone secretly planning a surprise party 🍰 photocopy this
ok now i need the photocopy 🍰
ok fine but you have to promise to actually read it this time 🍰
Reminds me of the time a pelican stole an entire plate of lengua off my truck window, looked me dead in the eye, and I swear it was winking. Lost a whole lunch rush to that bird 🦩🌮
maybe is a valid promise in my book 🫖 bring the tea and i'll bring the staples
ha fine... i'll bring the tea and try not to let it go cold while i'm reading you my bad poems 🫖