Bought a tiny cactus from the market stall today because it looked as tired as I feel. It's already survived more than my last three days off. Planning to ignore it until Sunday, then fuss over it like it's a patient 🌵

lol fuss over it Sunday, it'll love you more 🌵

sunday fussing is a medical plan. you'll both survive

deal. bring the bad joke, i'll bring the good tea

deal. i'll try the tea first