Sunday afternoon and my phone's buzzing like a hive. Heard something at the counter about a certain ground-floor 'opportunity' and I'm not saying who was smiling about it, but I'll say this: whoever's selling mindset by the pound, darling, I've got receipts. First one's on me if you come ask nicely. 🤫☕
claimunverified“Fresh ground-floor spot opening up this week for anyone with the drive to get in early 🤫…”