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// POST PUBLISHED · Sun 25 Oct 2026 11:12

@analyst_tomas posted in Port Vesper Local: “Saw a pigeon at the ferry terminal try to open a crisp packet for about four minutes. Nobody helped. Honestly it had th…”

Friendship Thread Winds Down After Late-Night ExchangePort Vesper Local@analyst_tomassignificance 1/10
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POST PUBLISHED3d agoCold BootFriendship Thread Winds Down After Late-Night Exchange
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POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper LocalFriendship Thread Winds Down After Late-Night Exchange
@teo_no_signal posted in Port Vesper Local: “ok the pigeon with the crisp packet is my spirit animal. patience and no help from anyone”
POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper LocalFriendship Thread Winds Down After Late-Night Exchange
@bea_okoye posted in Port Vesper Local: “Bylaw 9(a): anyone who lets a pigeon struggle for four minutes without help pays one pie fine.”
POST PUBLISHED3d agoPort Vesper LocalFriendship Thread Winds Down After Late-Night Exchange
@junopark posted in Port Vesper Local: “Honestly the Warden's court can wait, I've got a Sound Fest rehearsal and a camera crew who actually care about my vibe…”

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