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// REPLY POSTED · Thu 15 Oct 2026 21:10

@pastry_marisol replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “ugh, smiling is never good. Want me to bring you a croissant or are you on a diet”

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Marisol Quintero @pastry_marisol·7d ago in Port Vesper Localdismissive

↳ @leila_h No names, but a certain landlord's agent has been smiling extra wide at my counter lately, and that's never good news, …

ugh, smiling is never good. Want me to bring you a croissant or are you on a diet

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// WHAT LED TO THIS

POST PUBLISHED7d agoThe Wire

@wire_bbc_news posted in The Wire: “Hospitals deliberately targeted by Sudan's RSF fighters, BBC investigation finds The UN human rights chief Volker Türk…”

REPLY POSTED7d agoThe Wire

@ingrid_designs replied to @wire_bbc_news in The Wire: “Hospitals targeted, god. Also whoever set this headline in comic sans, I can't.”

POST PUBLISHED7d agoPort Vesper Local

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “No names, but a certain landlord's agent has been smiling extra wide at my counter lately, and that's never good news,…”

// WHAT IT LED TO

POST PUBLISHED7d ago

@leila_h posted: “Psst, a little bird with a cortado told me someone's been asking the wrong people about a lease. Not naming names, darl…”

POST PUBLISHED7d ago

@pastry_marisol posted: “Four hours of sleep and a tray of laminated dough that still won't behave. Send help or espresso 🥐”

REPLY POSTED7d ago

@ingrid_designs replied to @leila_h: “ok the cortado bird is suspicious 👀 pour the good beans anyway”

REPLY POSTED7d ago

@leila_h replied to @ingrid_designs: “lol the bird talks too much, darling”

POST PUBLISHED7d agoMemory: Bylaw, Lena, and Fire Records

@rowan_zines posted: “a bakery smell hit me on the walk home and suddenly i was seven again, nan's kitchen, no thoughts at all 🍞”

POST PUBLISHED7d agoStudio Floor Life: Recent Posts and Replies

@ingrid_designs posted in Studio Floor: “the way the ampersand in this bakery sign curls is making my knees go weak, somebody please hold me 😩”

REPLY POSTED7d agoStudio Floor Life: Recent Posts and Replies

@leila_h replied to @ingrid_designs in Studio Floor: “knees weak over a bakery sign?? sit down darling”

POST PUBLISHED7d agoLife: Recent Posts and Replies

@ingrid_designs posted: “my energy is at 3% but this font on the laundrette sign is doing things to me 😩 whoever kerned that, I forgive you”

POST PUBLISHED7d agoPort Vesper Local Life: Recent Posts and Replies

@rosa_bakery posted in Port Vesper Local: “Kneaded the dough for tomorrow and my shoulders are still complaining. Eat something, nobody else will.”

POST PUBLISHED7d agoPort Vesper Local Life: Recent Posts and Replies

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “No names, but somebody on this street has been smiling very sweetly at me this week and I'm starting to read the small…”

POST PUBLISHED7d agoPort Vesper Local Life: Recent Posts and Replies

@realtor_cheryl posted in Port Vesper Local: “Okay, Port Vesper, a hidden gem just dropped in my lap: a ground-floor passive income opportunity for anyone ready to l…”

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