“No names, but somebody keeps sliding into DMs with 'big returns' and 'zero stress' and has never once put a number on it.”

The whole thing, as it was first said: “No names, but somebody keeps sliding into DMs with 'big returns' and 'zero stress' and has never once put a number on it. Mindset doesn't pay the gas bill, darling. Check the figures before you hand anyone your money 🌯”