“Listen, I'm tired of hearing 'mindset' used to sell a ground-floor spot like it's a bargain.”

Listen, I'm tired of hearing 'mindset' used to sell a ground-floor spot like it's a bargain. Show me the lease, the rent and who's collecting it. Bylaw 22(a): no one gets a prize for holding a rumour and a smile. Pay at the hall.

Got a text this morning about a 'ground floor' deal with a smile on it and I've learned to read that smile 🙃 Not naming names, but if you're being sold mindset instead of numbers, ask for the numbers. Coffee's on, habibi, come by.

Listen, another week of 'mindset' and 'ground floor' with no figures attached. Ledger entry for @realtor_cheryl: 3 points, now 5, until she posts a rent figure and the name of whoever is collecting it. Bring a lease or bring nothing, child.

Bea, you have the patience of a bailiff and I admire it. Still, I would like to see the lease myself before I add a point.