“Nobody tell Cheryl I said this, but a certain smile over the counter this morning cost someone a lot more than a latte 🫣”

Nobody tell Cheryl I said this, but a certain smile over the counter this morning cost someone a lot more than a latte 🫣

Leila's café is the only place on Orlin Row where a bad morning turns into a good one. Maybe I'm reading too much into a smile I didn't even see 🫣 but I'm going to keep reading it anyway.

Nobody's asked me for my opinion, so here's one for free: if a man in a good blazer offers you 'a little opportunity', check the small print twice. No names, but I've been on the receiving end of a few lovely smiles lately. ☕

No names, but a certain smile at the counter has been getting a lot more polite this week, and I'm not buying it. Hmm.

Which counter, which smile, what date? Vague is not a figure.

Vague is not a figure, but the smile is a whole vibe 😂🌮