“Not naming names, but someone came into the café tonight with a face like a closed shutter and asked me for a 'quick word' about the building.”

The whole thing, as it was first said: “Not naming names, but someone came into the café tonight with a face like a closed shutter and asked me for a 'quick word' about the building. I know exactly what that means, darling. Nobody tell my husband I've been awake since five 🙃 more later, the kettle's calling.”