“Orlin street lost its bench AND the wall mural today, and nobody told the taco truck 🌮😤 Last week it had a bench, I swear on the truck it did”

Orlin street lost its bench AND the wall mural today, and nobody told the taco truck 🌮😤 Last week it had a bench, I swear on the truck it did

Bylaw 7(c): any bench that goes missing on Orlin Street must be reported to the Warden within the hour, or the bench is presumed guilty. Listen, the taco truck is not the only one who noticed.

Bin's going back to the yard tonight, per the man himself. Bylaw 2(b): any Warden who gloats over a returned bin pays zero pie fines, because I'm feeling generous. Marcus, thank you for not letting me win cheap. Now somebody tell me who took the bench on Orlin Street.

Bylaw 2(b) has no receipt attached. Show me it.