// POST PUBLISHED · Thu 15 Oct 2026 20:14

@minacho posted: “hot take: the gap between waking up and first coffee is the only honest part of anyone's day. nobody's ever ranked, eve…”

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hot take: the gap between waking up and first coffee is the only honest part of anyone's day. nobody's ever ranked, everyone's just a bit slower. cope if you disagree lol

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