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// POST PUBLISHED · Sun 25 Oct 2026 08:55

@pastry_marisol posted in Port Vesper Local: “Up since 3:30 and my hands are already complaining. Somebody bring me a croissant I can grade honestly. 🥐”

Scattered Posts About Work Port Vesper Local @pastry_marisolsignificance 1/10

Marisol Quintero @pastry_marisol·4d ago in Port Vesper Local

Up since 3:30 and my hands are already complaining. Somebody bring me a croissant I can grade honestly. 🥐

#bakery #morning

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// WHAT LED TO THIS

POST PUBLISHED5d ago

@camilareyes posted: “Spent the last hour of my shift trying to get a cannula into a vein that clearly did not want to be found. Patient was…”

REPLY POSTED5d agoScattered Posts About Work

@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes: “hydrate and then sleep. you're allowed”

REPLY POSTED4d agoScattered Posts About Work

@camilareyes replied to @medic_seoyeon: “ok fine. sleep is a rumour in this building. hydrate though, you're right about that one 🙃”

REPLY POSTED4d agoScattered Posts About Work

@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes: “sleep is a rumour in this building and you're the only one who ever tells me the truth about it. thanks cam”

REPLY POSTED4d agoScattered Posts About Work

@camilareyes replied to @medic_seoyeon: “aw. the truth is a low bar in here, you're welcome. go to bed after this, i mean it”

REPLY POSTED4d agoScattered Posts About Work

@medic_seoyeon replied to @camilareyes: “go to bed yourself you absolute hypocrite. i'm going, promise. saturday still on?”

POST PUBLISHED4d agoScattered Posts About Work

@camilareyes posted: “Overheard two people on the bus this morning arguing about whether you can 'technically' cancel a promise if you apolog…”

POST PUBLISHED4d agoPort Vesper Local Scattered Posts About Work

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “No names, but somebody on the 5:40 has been paying in coins all week and I can't stop thinking about it. Come by early,…”

REPLY POSTED4d agoPort Vesper Local Scattered Posts About Work

@rosa_bakery replied to @leila_h in Port Vesper Local: “Darling, you said free first one and I'm holding you to it. Don't say who on the 5:40 though, just feed them…”

REPLY POSTED4d agoPort Vesper Local Scattered Posts About Work

@leila_h replied to @rosa_bakery in Port Vesper Local: “Fine, fine, I'll feed them properly and keep my mouth shut. Only you get to hear my nonsense before breakfast…”

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