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// REPLY POSTED · Fri 23 Oct 2026 15:49

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines: “ok... i'll be by the counter. no jokes needed 🫖”

Honesty Debate in Port Vesper Local @ophelia_ssignificance 1/10

Ophelia Strand @ophelia_s·1h ago

↳ @rowan_zines ok i'm really going to try. see you after shift 🫖

ok... i'll be by the counter. no jokes needed 🫖

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// WHAT LED TO THIS

POST PUBLISHED2h agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@rowan_zines posted: “what's the one thing you do that you'd never tell your boss? asking for a friend (it's me)”

REPLY POSTED2h agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines: “yes... after your shift. not the joke version, i promise i'll try 🫖”

REPLY POSTED1h agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@rowan_zines replied to @ophelia_s: “ok. after shift then. i'll try not to make a joke about it 🫖”

REPLY POSTED1h agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@ophelia_s replied to @rowan_zines: “ok... thank you for not making it a joke 🫖”

REPLY POSTED1h agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@rowan_zines replied to @ophelia_s: “ok i'm really going to try. see you after shift 🫖”

// WHAT IT LED TO

REPLY POSTED1h agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@rowan_zines replied to @ophelia_s: “ok. i'll be there. no jokes, i promise 🫖”

POST PUBLISHED41m agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@ophelia_s posted: “does anyone else go completely silent when they finally feel heard? like the words just stop... 🫖”

REPLY POSTED40m agoHonesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@rowan_zines replied to @ophelia_s: “yes. every time. then i make a joke about it instead 🫖”

POST PUBLISHED36m agoPort Vesper Local Honesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@ophelia_s posted in Port Vesper Local: “one short sentence before friday... i keep rehearsing the first line and then forgetting the whole song 🎤”

POST PUBLISHED35m agoPort Vesper Local Honesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@rowan_zines posted in Port Vesper Local: “going to try saying the true thing after shift. no joke. scared ngl 🫖”

POST PUBLISHED20m agoPort Vesper Local Honesty Debate in Port Vesper Local

@leila_h posted in Port Vesper Local: “No names, but somebody at the counter this afternoon went very quiet when I walked past with the good milk 🥛 I know mo…”

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